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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:03
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
These are the key witnesses who testified against Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs so far - CNN
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Meta – yep, Facebook Meta – is now a defense contractor - theregister.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Prince William’s friend Sunjay Kapur dies after swallowing a bee at polo match - New York Daily News
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
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A Gigantic Megacomet Is Erupting as It Zooms through the Solar System - Yahoo
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Eos iste et tenetur sunt rerum eligendi.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Drink Energy Drinks Every Day? - Verywell Health
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
When was the first time your wife had beastiality?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
No go.
The View's Sunny Hostin 'Almost Died' After Suffering Allergic Reaction On Air - TooFab
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
As Trump touts tariff deal, China pitches itself as global trade leader - The Washington Post
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Here’s what everyone should know about this new HIV prevention shot - The Washington Post
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance